Granny’s Tribal Wars Dating Profile Name: Mabel Age: Young at heart, old enough to know better Location: Currently pillaging somewhere nearby
About me:
Widowed, wicked, and absolutely loaded with resources. I’m a simple granny looking for someone who enjoys long walks through enemy villages, candlelit raids, and splitting the loot after a successful evening out.
I enjoy knitting, baking, gossiping, and completely demolishing someone’s defences before breakfast. My idea of romance is little love taps with a battering ram.
Looking for:
Someone loyal, preferably with a decent-sized army and their own village. Must enjoy spontaneous raids, late-night scouting, and not mind a woman who says “I’ve got a little surprise for you” before launching 500 axes at the neighbours.
Red flags:
Low troop count
Poor resource management
Walls under level 20
Saying “No more minting"
Daily achievements
1x Looter of the day
Plunder the most resources in this world.
Best result: on 04.11.2026 (16.156.920 resources)
1x Supporter of the day
Defeat the most units in this world as a supporter.
Best result: on 23.09.2026 (79.100 units)
Combat achievements
Plunderer (Gold - Level 4)
Plunder resources from other villages 10.000 times.
Successful noble claims (Gold - Level 4)
Conquer 100 claimed villages.
Death of a hero (Silver - Level 3)
While supporting other villages, lose 20.000 of your units.
Leader (Silver - Level 3)
Defeat a total of 1.000.000 enemy units.
Robber (Silver - Level 3)
Loot a total of 1.000.000 resources.
Self-attack (Silver - Level 3)
Attack yourself and lose more than 1.000 units in one battle.
The Warlord (Silver - Level 3)
Attack 100 different players
Wallbreaker (Silver - Level 3)
Destroy 2.500 Wall levels using your rams.
Conquest (Bronze - Level 2)
Conquer a total of 50 villages.
Demolisher (Bronze - Level 2)
Destroy 250 building levels using catapults.
Master of the Battlefield (Bronze - Level 2)
Completely destroy 250 hostile armies.
Nobles Faith (Bronze - Level 2)
Defeat 25 noblemen in battle.
Reliable Commander (Bronze - Level 2)
Support other players 100 times in battles.
Lucky fellow
Conquer a village by getting the loyalty down to exactly 0.
Self-conquest
Conquer yourself, because that's the only way to show them who's boss.
Unlucky fellow
Fail to conquer a village due to the loyalty only being reduced to +1.
Social achievements
Beloved Friend (Bronze - Level 2)
Make a total of 15 friendships.
Brothers in Arms (Bronze - Level 2)
Be a member of the same tribe for 60 consecutive days.
The mentor (Wood - Level 1)
As a mentor, train 1 apprentice.
Growth achievements
Fortune and Glory (Gold - Level 4)
Have 10 relics attached!
Gatherer (Gold - Level 4)
Scavenge a total of 100.000.000 resources.
It Belongs in a Treasury (Gold - Level 4)
Acquire 130 relics!
Market Guru (Gold - Level 4)
Trade resources using the market 1.000 times.
Recruitment Drive (Gold - Level 4)
Recruit a total of 1.000.000 units!
The Archeologist (Gold - Level 4)
Discover 15 unique relics.
You're a Merger? (Gold - Level 4)
Upgrade 40 relics.
Architect (Silver - Level 3)
Build a total of 5.000 building levels!
Continent scorer (Silver - Level 3)
Make it into the top 5 of a continent!
Score champion (Silver - Level 3)
Climb the rankings tables and reach 100.000 points.
Wealth comes in gold (Silver - Level 3)
Mint 5.000 gold coins.
Out of time (Bronze - Level 2)
Use the instant complete option 100 times!
Top scorer (Bronze - Level 2)
Make it into the top 100 in the world.
Master of Quests (Wood - Level 1)
Complete 40 quests!
Other achievements
Ancient Forge: Collector of Recipes (Gold - Level 4)
Find 40 unique recipes.
Ancient Forge: Master Smith (Gold - Level 4)
Craft 40 items.
Castle Assault: It Goes Boom!
Lead the Bombardment action gauge when it triggers.
Castle Assault: Join the fun! (Gold - Level 4)
Contribute 15.000 medals to help the tribe.
Castle Assault: On the Front Line!
Lead the Assault action gauge when it triggers.
Castle Assault: Row Faster!
Lead the Naval Supply action gauge when it triggers.
Castle Assault: Siegelord (Silver - Level 3)
Participate in the destruction of 6 castles.
Siege Poker: Deadly Strike (Gold - Level 4)
Have a single attack that hits with 4.000 Attack Power.
Granny’s Tribal Wars Dating Profile
Name: Mabel
Age: Young at heart, old enough to know better
Location: Currently pillaging somewhere nearby
Looking for:
Red flags:
